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Written by  Peter Ross (UK) - Stupid Celebrity Quotes.jpgThis is an exclusive from the Scunthorpe Telegraph. For all the Americans out there, Scunthorpe is a Lincolnshire town in the North of England. The clue to the place is contained within the name - can you spot it? Deyn herself grew up in the unforgiving North. It is strange that someone considered so beautiful by the fashion world could spring from a place where the populace are mostly overweight and, let's just say, not that blessed in the beauty department.

Agyness Dehn.jpgBack to the exclusive, Agyness reveals her feelings about moving to New York from Primrose Hill north London:
 

"It's great, I love it. The weather's better, which is one thing, and it's amazing."

Here are her thoughts on attending celebrity packed events like the Baz Luhrmann tribute at MOMA:

"I love coming to these things, and support art and fashion, so it's nice to come and be involved... It's nice to be at these events where they're all jaw-dropping [names] that I get really starstruck by."

So it's nice being a celebrity and the weather's better in America, pretty ground breaking stuff. Stay tuned for more of Agyness Deyn's revelations.


Source: Scunthorpe Telegraph

Eva Mendes is a Saint

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eva mendes

Eva Mendes must have had an epiphany during her naked romp for the latest Calvin Klein ads...

"Up until recently, I was really uncomfortable with having success and enjoying it. I just couldn't deal with that. How can I have so much? It's not fair. How can the world have so little?...I allowed it to mess with me in the sense that I just didn't know how to handle it."

Aww, how philosophical!

"I've really broken it down to this simple thing: I deal with everything by giving it away. It's genius. It works."


On describing her new found philanthropy, her heart must have felt that tingle when she gave away a pair of Cartier sunglasses...


"I said, 'You need to have them. They look really good on you.'"

 I've always wondered what celebs did with all that free swag.


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joan rivers



"Well, I've worked with stupid actresses - I've worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said 'WET FLOOR' one time, and she did!... I mean she's attractive, but not a bright girl. Stunningly beautiful but stupid...she would have asked Stevie Wonder, 'What's your favourite colour?'"





- Joan Rivers tells British reporters. She sure isn't getting any nicer in her golden years. There must be a one-way ticket to Hell waiting for her when she croaks. 


If you're going to publicly call someone "stupid," give examples to back up your claims. She's absolutely vile! 



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justin timberlake

"I don't (regret not going to college). If I had gone to college, I would never have seen the world. I don't know that... if I would have went [sic] to college, I'd have ended up walking out with a degree. So it's probably better that I didn't try."





Justin Timberlake - Who knows what the former boy bander is trying to promote by coming out with the above statement, but in our time when 6 out of 10 high school students in L.A. drop out and stupidity reigns supreme in reality shows on VH1, MTV and every other network, it'd be nice to see celebs with a young following endorsing education of any sort (Heck, I'd even settle for Tom Cruise rambling on about the teachings of his pseudo religion).  But isn't it nice to hear that JT has "seen the world" and can now enlighten us mere mortals with his musings?



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kate moss in 2006 cavalli campaign

"There are thousands of models like all the other thousands of models. Naomi Campbell is the same way... For me, models are just pieces of wood that I carve to make clothes look beautiful."



- Roberto Cavalli stating what he thinks of models. He also said that Kate Moss (pictured left in a 2006 campaign) doesn't have...


"...what it takes to be a true star."


Um, if they're so easily carved, why does he elect to use supermodels?  Shouldn't he be able to create his own stars?



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