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Dita Von Teese Nude in German Playboy?

2. December 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Dita Von Teese is one of those oxymorons in the world of fame.  The one time porn star and gothic bride of Marilyn Manson has been of late the darling of the fashion world and the epitome of elegance and grace. She holds court with with international jet-setters and was even invited by Prince Charles [...]

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Lea Walker: Former Big Brother 7 Contestant Desperately Tries to Plug Her Book

14. November 2008 by Peter Ross (UK)

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The major problem with Big Brother is that the loathsome contestants tend to hang about years after the event like a bad dose of herpes.  Even 2 years after the event, huge breasted house mate Lea Walker is still bothering the media with a metaphorical begging bowl, ‘Please sir can I have some more publicity’. When I [...]

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Miss Teen Louisana Loses Crown

22. October 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Miss Teen Louisiana 2008 Lindsey Evans is either the dumbest or the smartest little tart in the pageant world.  I’m hedging for the former.  She has just had her crown stripped from her 11 days before her reign ends. The inglorious end comes after little deliberation after her arrest Saturday evening when she was booked not [...]

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Steven Soderbergh Casts Porn Star as Lead in Movie

16. October 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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In these times when leaking a homemade porno can thrust many a talentless tart to fame and fortune, it should come as no surprise that Steven Soderbergh has cast XXX siren Sasha Grey as the lead in his upcoming film The Girlfriend Experience. The Oscar-winning director first gained notoriety with 1989’s Sex, Lies, and Videotape, so [...]

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Ms. Reid Wants to Bring Her Tara to Motel Hell With Online Plea

11. October 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Tara Reid might be best known as a Hollywood party girl, but she seems to have gotten that out of her system. Well, who knows, but she has been avoiding bad press as of late. Strangely enough, a link on what appears to be her official MySpace blog was posted yesterday urging fans to sign a [...]

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The Duchess’ Charlotte Rampling Tranforms from Sexy Young Tart to Distinguished Older Lady

22. September 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Pole Dancers Put New Twirl on NY Fashion Week

5. September 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Helen Mirren Upsets Rape Groups

2. September 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Disaster Movie Lives Up to Its Name

1. September 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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Naomi Campbell Shows Russian Billionaire Exactly What He Purchased

12. August 2008 by Adrian Twist (LA)

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