

As I type these first few words, I'm wondering... "Why is this Carnie Wilson chick still a celebrity?" Her mediocre (at best) pop trio, Wilson Phillips, was a long time ago, and her saccharine personality is not that intriguing. Maybe it's her constant battle with the bulge and gastric bypass surgery that people care about. Could it be she has a relatable take on motherhood? Hmm, she probably just has a great publicist.
Anyway, she has gone on a perilous journey of weight loss - most recently losing a tub filling 50 lbs. Well, almost 50 lbs., but it was done in vain because the former songstress and full time dieter is pregnant with her second child. What a joyous occasion!
Don't get high hopes of her bloating up to the size of an 18-wheeler again. She has promised to remain faithful to her diet and with an increase of 300 calories should remain under 2000 calories per day. Some of the goodies in her diet include flax bread and raw nuts. *Yawn*
To get us out of this baby blabber doldrum, let's end with one of her classier quotes about her far from immaculate conception: "We had sex before, during and after ovulation."
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she is a celebrity because she was on CELEBRITY FIT CLUB! Hello!